The Cubicle’s Backporch

Last summer, some friends of ours asked if we wanted to go to Lake Cumberland. (NOT the lake we have a house at) We said yes, b/c we’re always up for doing new things but I wasn’t really looking forward to it. I mean, what would be so different about this lake?

Little did I know that this particular weekend (The Poker Run Weekend) was known for its CRAZINESS. Think of a “Mardi Gras on the water” type of thing.

First off the Poker Run takes place with very big, very expensive, very fast boats. Neat. Then everyone heads to this little cove area (there were so many boats pulling in that you had to push yourself away from the other boats, there was no way to avoid them by steering alone) and the party starts.

These guys were on the houseboat across from us:

Creative, no?

And of course there was Gorilla Man:

And Interesting-Hat-Guy:

I saw so many b00bs that day. And if the Poker Run is representative of the female population, 90% of females out there have implants.

These were friends of ours on the boat next to us. The guy is passed out and that old guy bending over his boat (who was NOT a friend of ours) kept sticking his finger in our friend’s belly button.  At the time it was pretty funny but now that I think back on it- VERY WEIRD Mr. STRANGER!

Also? I’m not one to criticize parenting, but bringing kids to this? I’m not sure WHY IN THE HELL you would ever do that.  I mean, there were tons of girls there who weren’t even wearing a top. AT ALL. So they couldn’t have covered up if they wanted (and were sober enough) to. What do you guys think?

You might be wondering where the cops were in all this. And they were there (working, not for fun). In fact, the boat next to us got in trouble. The girl (you can see her in the picture in the yellow bikini) had been flashing her b00bs all day. Then she started throwing up and went and passed out. Well, she got up and her boyfriend was taking pictures of other girls (which, hello! Everyone was doing it!) and she got PISSED and started beating the shit out of him. Well, the cops were rolling by at that time and had her get on their boat to talk to them. She convinced them that everything was fine and they went on their merry little way.

But really? You can’t go to something like this and be a jealous person.  After about 2:00pm or so, a paramedic started riding with the cops. You can tell this ain’t their first rodeo!

Overall, it’s a great place for old perverts. Like this one:

But really it was a lot of fun and no one was there to start trouble, everyone just wanted to have fun.

We’ve already reserved our cabin for next year.

Have you guys ever been to anything like this?